A Grand Opportunity?

Of late, for reasons unknown to me, the email address associated with this blog has been receiving many emails from strangers, usually Big Important Bankers™, who contact me from their highly sophisticated Gmail accounts.

Attached is the content of one such message. My commentariat, such as it is, is encouraged to provide suggestions for how I am to answer.

I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPOND.

FROM Mr.Pholus Datos.
The Head of File and Auditing Department,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso (West Africa)
REMITTANCE OF US$20, 5; MILLION
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE. VERY URGENT ATTENTION.

This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however, it’s just my
Urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this
transaction I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West
Africa and currently holding the post of director Auditing and
accounting unit of the bank.

I have the opportunity of transferring the left over Funds ($20.5
million) of one of my bank clients who died Along with his entire
family in a plane crash.

All expenses incurred by you and me in this transaction will be
deducted out from the 10% of the total fund before the sharing of the
fund according to the percentages agreed. I will come over to your
country as soon as the transfer is over to receive my own share of the
fund for further investments by your advice. Please I want you to
understand that a stitch in time saves nine so write back and tell me
if you really want to carry out this transaction with me.

From banking experience it will take up to fourteen (14) working days
to conclude this transfer. I sincerely need your help because this
might be my first and last opportunity of hitting big money. I also
would want you to treat this affair as both urgent, top secret and
confidential. I want you to also know that this transaction will
involve some expenses which will be shared among both of us.

This payment will be effected through Swift Telegraphic Transfer.
Your Urgent response is needed for immediate transfer of this fund in
to your receiving bank account.

(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).

Your name in full…………………….. ……..
Your country………………….. ………………
Your age……………………………………..
Your cell phone……………………………..
Your occupation…………….. ……………
Your sex………………………………………..
Your International passport………………
Your marital status…………………………..
Your bank name…………………….. ……….

Best Regards,
Mr.Pholus Datos.

 
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2 comments on “A Grand Opportunity?

  1. Me says:

    Fill in the questionnaire with the information of your most hated enemy and send it back.

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